Sunday, March 19, 2006
 
A FLORIDA JOKE
For people who live in Florida I am sure they have heard this joke a million times but for those who do not live in an adult community it might be new to them.

I told this joke to a group at an American Marketing Association conference in Boston a while ago. The group consisted of people in their 30's, 40, and maybe 50's. Apparently they never heard it before, the response I got was terrific.

Here Goes:
Minna and Shirley hadn't seen each other for a while. Minna asks Shirley, "What's new?"
Shirley tells her that she has been dating a new fella.
Minna asks "Is he good looking?"
Shirley says, "No"
Minna asks, "Does he have money?"
Shirley says, "No"
Minna asks,"Is he good in bed?"
Shirley says, No"
Minna asks ""Then why do you go out with him?"

Shirley says, "BECAUSE HE DRIVES AT NIGHT!"
That's the old version

People have changed and times have changed.

The reverse punch line now is, "Why do you go out with HER?"
"BECAUSE SHE DRIVES AT NIGHT"

Driving Tips: Driving at Night.

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