At 98 years young, Millie Garfield is one of the Internet's oldest bloggers. With an authentic and humorous voice, a knack for story telling and frequent updates, Millie's blog, My Mom's Blog, shows that people want to hear from someone with a story to tell.
Follow @milliegarfield
Watch:
The I Can't Open It Video Blog
All the 'I Can't Open It' videos on YouTube
Millie's Yiddish Class
At 98 years young, one of the Internet's oldest bloggers!
Get Seen: Online Video Secrets to Building Your Business by Steve Garfield. Join the community. Order.
milliegarfield on flickr
RSS
Follow @milliegarfield
Watch:
The I Can't Open It Video Blog
All the 'I Can't Open It' videos on YouTube
Millie's Yiddish Class
At 98 years young, one of the Internet's oldest bloggers!
Get Seen: Online Video Secrets to Building Your Business by Steve Garfield. Join the community. Order.
milliegarfield on flickr
Subscribe to Feed
Search this blog:
Favorite Videos
The I Can't Open It Video Blog
All the 'I Can't Open It' videos on YouTube
TMM Props
"Whimsical"
- ABC News
"Millie, 81, gives senior a voice in cyberspace"
- Palm Beach Post
"She knows what she's talking about"
- Ronni Bennett
"Among the pioneers... of older bloggers."
- AARP Bulletin
"...brings to mind David Letterman's mother"
- Washington Post
"...an ultimately divine diva."
- The Diva Marketing Blog
"...a rich source of ethnographic data for products and how seniors use them."
- Church of the Customer Blog
"...offers her down-to-Earth perspective on life with eye-opening clarity. She is truly a gem."
- Rick Short's B2B Marcom blog
When Millie says, "I can't open it", it's like Donald Trump saying "You're fired."
- Jason Feifer from HappyScrappy.com
"Her series of videos, "I Can't Open It," ought to be required viewing by any container manufacturer."
- David Weinberger
"One of the Internet’s most seasoned bloggers."
- Setarreh Massihzadegan - Erickson Living Tribune
Sponsors
Senior Forums
Favorite Sites
My Son's Blog
Time Goes By
Blogging in Paris
Texas Trifles
Cop Car's Beat
Imagine by Kenju
Goldendaze-ginnie
Joared - Along the Way
A Little Red Hen
Islandwriter
Golden Lucy's Spiral Journal
Diva Marketing
Just Ask Judy Archives
Summit Times
Boston Globe
Sun Sentinel
Swampscott Reporter
Boston Common
Jewish Journal
blogher
It's JerryTime!
Tuesday Movie Night
Some Final Thoughts
movie trailers
metacritic
King's Point
the ageless project
Blogher Keynote
KRON Interview
AMA Presentation
Hanukkah Unwrapped
MyMomsBlog on YouTube
As Seen On
NECN The Hub Today
ABC World News
Daily Apple [ Watch ]
Retirement Living TV
Coming of Age
As Seen In
America's Oldest Blogger
15 Minutes of Fame, Becoming a Star in the YouTube Revolution
Using YouTube for Posterity
Look for me in
SF Gate
Washington Post
Houston Chronicle
San Antonio Express-News
Austin American-Statesman
Gannett
Archives
10/01/2003 - 11/01/2003
11/01/2003 - 12/01/2003
01/01/2004 - 02/01/2004
02/01/2004 - 03/01/2004
03/01/2004 - 04/01/2004
04/01/2004 - 05/01/2004
05/01/2004 - 06/01/2004
06/01/2004 - 07/01/2004
07/01/2004 - 08/01/2004
08/01/2004 - 09/01/2004
09/01/2004 - 10/01/2004
10/01/2004 - 11/01/2004
11/01/2004 - 12/01/2004
12/01/2004 - 01/01/2005
01/01/2005 - 02/01/2005
02/01/2005 - 03/01/2005
03/01/2005 - 04/01/2005
04/01/2005 - 05/01/2005
05/01/2005 - 06/01/2005
06/01/2005 - 07/01/2005
07/01/2005 - 08/01/2005
08/01/2005 - 09/01/2005
09/01/2005 - 10/01/2005
10/01/2005 - 11/01/2005
11/01/2005 - 12/01/2005
12/01/2005 - 01/01/2006
01/01/2006 - 02/01/2006
02/01/2006 - 03/01/2006
03/01/2006 - 04/01/2006
04/01/2006 - 05/01/2006
05/01/2006 - 06/01/2006
06/01/2006 - 07/01/2006
07/01/2006 - 08/01/2006
08/01/2006 - 09/01/2006
09/01/2006 - 10/01/2006
10/01/2006 - 11/01/2006
11/01/2006 - 12/01/2006
12/01/2006 - 01/01/2007
01/01/2007 - 02/01/2007
02/01/2007 - 03/01/2007
03/01/2007 - 04/01/2007
04/01/2007 - 05/01/2007
05/01/2007 - 06/01/2007
06/01/2007 - 07/01/2007
07/01/2007 - 08/01/2007
08/01/2007 - 09/01/2007
09/01/2007 - 10/01/2007
10/01/2007 - 11/01/2007
11/01/2007 - 12/01/2007
12/01/2007 - 01/01/2008
01/01/2008 - 02/01/2008
02/01/2008 - 03/01/2008
03/01/2008 - 04/01/2008
04/01/2008 - 05/01/2008
05/01/2008 - 06/01/2008
06/01/2008 - 07/01/2008
07/01/2008 - 08/01/2008
08/01/2008 - 09/01/2008
09/01/2008 - 10/01/2008
10/01/2008 - 11/01/2008
11/01/2008 - 12/01/2008
12/01/2008 - 01/01/2009
01/01/2009 - 02/01/2009
02/01/2009 - 03/01/2009
03/01/2009 - 04/01/2009
04/01/2009 - 05/01/2009
05/01/2009 - 06/01/2009
06/01/2009 - 07/01/2009
07/01/2009 - 08/01/2009
08/01/2009 - 09/01/2009
09/01/2009 - 10/01/2009
10/01/2009 - 11/01/2009
11/01/2009 - 12/01/2009
12/01/2009 - 01/01/2010
01/01/2010 - 02/01/2010
02/01/2010 - 03/01/2010
03/01/2010 - 04/01/2010
04/01/2010 - 05/01/2010
05/01/2010 - 06/01/2010
06/01/2010 - 07/01/2010
07/01/2010 - 08/01/2010
08/01/2010 - 09/01/2010
09/01/2010 - 10/01/2010
10/01/2010 - 11/01/2010
11/01/2010 - 12/01/2010
12/01/2010 - 01/01/2011
01/01/2011 - 02/01/2011
02/01/2011 - 03/01/2011
03/01/2011 - 04/01/2011
04/01/2011 - 05/01/2011
05/01/2011 - 06/01/2011
06/01/2011 - 07/01/2011
07/01/2011 - 08/01/2011
08/01/2011 - 09/01/2011
09/01/2011 - 10/01/2011
10/01/2011 - 11/01/2011
11/01/2011 - 12/01/2011
12/01/2011 - 01/01/2012
01/01/2012 - 02/01/2012
02/01/2012 - 03/01/2012
03/01/2012 - 04/01/2012
04/01/2012 - 05/01/2012
05/01/2012 - 06/01/2012
06/01/2012 - 07/01/2012
07/01/2012 - 08/01/2012
08/01/2012 - 09/01/2012
09/01/2012 - 10/01/2012
10/01/2012 - 11/01/2012
11/01/2012 - 12/01/2012
12/01/2012 - 01/01/2013
01/01/2013 - 02/01/2013
02/01/2013 - 03/01/2013
03/01/2013 - 04/01/2013
04/01/2013 - 05/01/2013
05/01/2013 - 06/01/2013
06/01/2013 - 07/01/2013
07/01/2013 - 08/01/2013
08/01/2013 - 09/01/2013
09/01/2013 - 10/01/2013
10/01/2013 - 11/01/2013
11/01/2013 - 12/01/2013
12/01/2013 - 01/01/2014
01/01/2014 - 02/01/2014
02/01/2014 - 03/01/2014
03/01/2014 - 04/01/2014
04/01/2014 - 05/01/2014
05/01/2014 - 06/01/2014
06/01/2014 - 07/01/2014
07/01/2014 - 08/01/2014
08/01/2014 - 09/01/2014
09/01/2014 - 10/01/2014
11/01/2014 - 12/01/2014
01/01/2015 - 02/01/2015
03/01/2015 - 04/01/2015
04/01/2015 - 05/01/2015
06/01/2015 - 07/01/2015
07/01/2015 - 08/01/2015
08/01/2015 - 09/01/2015
11/01/2015 - 12/01/2015
08/01/2016 - 09/01/2016
08/01/2017 - 09/01/2017
08/01/2018 - 09/01/2018
03/01/2020 - 04/01/2020
04/01/2020 - 05/01/2020
05/01/2020 - 06/01/2020
08/01/2020 - 09/01/2020
12/01/2020 - 01/01/2021
01/01/2021 - 02/01/2021
02/01/2021 - 03/01/2021
03/01/2021 - 04/01/2021
04/01/2021 - 05/01/2021
05/01/2021 - 06/01/2021
06/01/2021 - 07/01/2021
10/01/2021 - 11/01/2021
08/01/2022 - 09/01/2022
04/01/2023 - 05/01/2023
08/01/2023 - 09/01/2023
08/01/2024 - 09/01/2024
Thanks for the link
freevlog
Zadi - karmagrrrl
Boo's Blog
Landfair Furniture
DotMoms
greengrl
feedster - blog of the day
Legacy Matters
Business of Life
Amyville
Donald Murray
Sam Allis
Help Me Bubby
The Write Event
The Presurfer
J-Walk
linksters
Mom in the Mirror
I Speak of Dreams
Sturdy Soapbox
Moments Showing
Milkmoney
Chaotic Clarity
Axe Handles
mensch
Less Than Useless
Ryanne's Video Blog
My Bountiful Life
9 Moons Ago
007 in Africa
StLWorkingMom
HoneySideUp
Past Appearances
Blogs: Marketing Beyond the Website
Boston - June 24, 2005
BlogHer 06
Fall VON: Boston
Oct 29th - Nov 1st, 2007
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
10/01/2003 - 11/01/2003
11/01/2003 - 12/01/2003
01/01/2004 - 02/01/2004
02/01/2004 - 03/01/2004
03/01/2004 - 04/01/2004
04/01/2004 - 05/01/2004
05/01/2004 - 06/01/2004
06/01/2004 - 07/01/2004
07/01/2004 - 08/01/2004
08/01/2004 - 09/01/2004
09/01/2004 - 10/01/2004
10/01/2004 - 11/01/2004
11/01/2004 - 12/01/2004
12/01/2004 - 01/01/2005
01/01/2005 - 02/01/2005
02/01/2005 - 03/01/2005
03/01/2005 - 04/01/2005
04/01/2005 - 05/01/2005
05/01/2005 - 06/01/2005
06/01/2005 - 07/01/2005
07/01/2005 - 08/01/2005
08/01/2005 - 09/01/2005
09/01/2005 - 10/01/2005
10/01/2005 - 11/01/2005
11/01/2005 - 12/01/2005
12/01/2005 - 01/01/2006
01/01/2006 - 02/01/2006
02/01/2006 - 03/01/2006
03/01/2006 - 04/01/2006
04/01/2006 - 05/01/2006
05/01/2006 - 06/01/2006
06/01/2006 - 07/01/2006
07/01/2006 - 08/01/2006
08/01/2006 - 09/01/2006
09/01/2006 - 10/01/2006
10/01/2006 - 11/01/2006
11/01/2006 - 12/01/2006
12/01/2006 - 01/01/2007
01/01/2007 - 02/01/2007
02/01/2007 - 03/01/2007
03/01/2007 - 04/01/2007
04/01/2007 - 05/01/2007
05/01/2007 - 06/01/2007
06/01/2007 - 07/01/2007
07/01/2007 - 08/01/2007
08/01/2007 - 09/01/2007
09/01/2007 - 10/01/2007
10/01/2007 - 11/01/2007
11/01/2007 - 12/01/2007
12/01/2007 - 01/01/2008
01/01/2008 - 02/01/2008
02/01/2008 - 03/01/2008
03/01/2008 - 04/01/2008
04/01/2008 - 05/01/2008
05/01/2008 - 06/01/2008
06/01/2008 - 07/01/2008
07/01/2008 - 08/01/2008
08/01/2008 - 09/01/2008
09/01/2008 - 10/01/2008
10/01/2008 - 11/01/2008
11/01/2008 - 12/01/2008
12/01/2008 - 01/01/2009
01/01/2009 - 02/01/2009
02/01/2009 - 03/01/2009
03/01/2009 - 04/01/2009
04/01/2009 - 05/01/2009
05/01/2009 - 06/01/2009
06/01/2009 - 07/01/2009
07/01/2009 - 08/01/2009
08/01/2009 - 09/01/2009
09/01/2009 - 10/01/2009
10/01/2009 - 11/01/2009
11/01/2009 - 12/01/2009
12/01/2009 - 01/01/2010
01/01/2010 - 02/01/2010
02/01/2010 - 03/01/2010
03/01/2010 - 04/01/2010
04/01/2010 - 05/01/2010
05/01/2010 - 06/01/2010
06/01/2010 - 07/01/2010
07/01/2010 - 08/01/2010
08/01/2010 - 09/01/2010
09/01/2010 - 10/01/2010
10/01/2010 - 11/01/2010
11/01/2010 - 12/01/2010
12/01/2010 - 01/01/2011
01/01/2011 - 02/01/2011
02/01/2011 - 03/01/2011
03/01/2011 - 04/01/2011
04/01/2011 - 05/01/2011
05/01/2011 - 06/01/2011
06/01/2011 - 07/01/2011
07/01/2011 - 08/01/2011
08/01/2011 - 09/01/2011
09/01/2011 - 10/01/2011
10/01/2011 - 11/01/2011
11/01/2011 - 12/01/2011
12/01/2011 - 01/01/2012
01/01/2012 - 02/01/2012
02/01/2012 - 03/01/2012
03/01/2012 - 04/01/2012
04/01/2012 - 05/01/2012
05/01/2012 - 06/01/2012
06/01/2012 - 07/01/2012
07/01/2012 - 08/01/2012
08/01/2012 - 09/01/2012
09/01/2012 - 10/01/2012
10/01/2012 - 11/01/2012
11/01/2012 - 12/01/2012
12/01/2012 - 01/01/2013
01/01/2013 - 02/01/2013
02/01/2013 - 03/01/2013
03/01/2013 - 04/01/2013
04/01/2013 - 05/01/2013
05/01/2013 - 06/01/2013
06/01/2013 - 07/01/2013
07/01/2013 - 08/01/2013
08/01/2013 - 09/01/2013
09/01/2013 - 10/01/2013
10/01/2013 - 11/01/2013
11/01/2013 - 12/01/2013
12/01/2013 - 01/01/2014
01/01/2014 - 02/01/2014
02/01/2014 - 03/01/2014
03/01/2014 - 04/01/2014
04/01/2014 - 05/01/2014
05/01/2014 - 06/01/2014
06/01/2014 - 07/01/2014
07/01/2014 - 08/01/2014
08/01/2014 - 09/01/2014
09/01/2014 - 10/01/2014
11/01/2014 - 12/01/2014
01/01/2015 - 02/01/2015
03/01/2015 - 04/01/2015
04/01/2015 - 05/01/2015
06/01/2015 - 07/01/2015
07/01/2015 - 08/01/2015
08/01/2015 - 09/01/2015
11/01/2015 - 12/01/2015
08/01/2016 - 09/01/2016
08/01/2017 - 09/01/2017
08/01/2018 - 09/01/2018
03/01/2020 - 04/01/2020
04/01/2020 - 05/01/2020
05/01/2020 - 06/01/2020
08/01/2020 - 09/01/2020
12/01/2020 - 01/01/2021
01/01/2021 - 02/01/2021
02/01/2021 - 03/01/2021
03/01/2021 - 04/01/2021
04/01/2021 - 05/01/2021
05/01/2021 - 06/01/2021
06/01/2021 - 07/01/2021
10/01/2021 - 11/01/2021
08/01/2022 - 09/01/2022
04/01/2023 - 05/01/2023
08/01/2023 - 09/01/2023
08/01/2024 - 09/01/2024
Thanks for the link
freevlog
Zadi - karmagrrrl
Boo's Blog
Landfair Furniture
DotMoms
greengrl
feedster - blog of the day
Legacy Matters
Business of Life
Amyville
Donald Murray
Sam Allis
Help Me Bubby
The Write Event
The Presurfer
J-Walk
linksters
Mom in the Mirror
I Speak of Dreams
Sturdy Soapbox
Moments Showing
Milkmoney
Chaotic Clarity
Axe Handles
mensch
Less Than Useless
Ryanne's Video Blog
My Bountiful Life
9 Moons Ago
007 in Africa
StLWorkingMom
HoneySideUp
Past Appearances
Blogs: Marketing Beyond the Website
Boston - June 24, 2005
BlogHer 06
Fall VON: Boston
Oct 29th - Nov 1st, 2007
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Saturday, October 31, 2009
LARRY and ME
A few months ago my cable company made an offer I couldn't refuse. At first it sounded too good to be true but a friend of mine signed up and believe it or not there is no gimmick. The package includes HBO for less money than what I was paying without it. This special runs for two years.
What the company is counting on is that you get hooked and when the special is over you will sign up - and that is what will surely happen to me. I'm hooked!
One of my favorite shows is "Curb Your Enthusiasm" featuring Larry David. He and I seem to have a lot in common. He can't open things and neither can I.
In his most recent TV show he got into trouble because he took too many napkins at a fast food place and the owner yelled at him!
Well, that reminded me of an incident that took place in Florida in 2004. It was lunch time and I was shopping in a delicatessen, everything smelled so good, I was hungry and lo and behold there was a vendor selling hot dogs and drinks. Great, I thought "I'll "curb my appetite" and have my lunch than and there. I placed my order, got my dog, got my drink and took TWO STRAWS.
Well, the vendor yelled at me!! "You can only take ONE straw!!!
That's how I like it. Two Straws!
It looks like Larry and I have a lot in common. Tune in next week and see what other shared experiences we have. ;-)
Comments:
Millie, we took one of those cable specials too and got hooked on HBO! I think Curb Your Enthusiasm is one of the best shows on TV and definitely worth the price of HBO! Mr. kenju says Larry reminds him of himself....lol
Millie,
I have been a huge fan of Curb Your Enthusiasm for years! If you haven't already watched the first 6seasons, I highly recommend putting them on your Netflix queue. So many great laughs!
Shane
I have been a huge fan of Curb Your Enthusiasm for years! If you haven't already watched the first 6seasons, I highly recommend putting them on your Netflix queue. So many great laughs!
Shane
# posted by 
: 12:47 AM
: 12:47 AM
I also took the deal and it was only for one year. But that was several years ago and now the cable cost has more than doubled! I am thinking long and serious about just going back to basic. My favorites are not on HBO anyway.
Two straws for me too. That's how many they used to put in a glass of Coke.
You're looking good, Millie.
You're looking good, Millie.
Tabor
Now that I have HBO I spend most of my TV time on it. Only exception is "Mad Men" on AMC.
What are your favorite TV shows?
Darlene
Interesting that when you got a coke - it came with TWO straws. Those were the old days!!
I guess in those days "paper" was less expensive than plastic is today.
Shane
I don't subscribe to Netflix but I'll try getting the first seasons of CYE "ON DEMAND."
Time flies when I watch that show!
Now that I have HBO I spend most of my TV time on it. Only exception is "Mad Men" on AMC.
What are your favorite TV shows?
Darlene
Interesting that when you got a coke - it came with TWO straws. Those were the old days!!
I guess in those days "paper" was less expensive than plastic is today.
Shane
I don't subscribe to Netflix but I'll try getting the first seasons of CYE "ON DEMAND."
Time flies when I watch that show!
The best offer I've seen here for me to convert to cable, or satellite gives me HBO for only 3 months. If I ever saw a 2 year deal I might cave in and subscribe. Yeah, I'd get addicted, too, over two years.
I like Larry David's work and there are some other special networks they charge extra for above their packages, that are the ones I'd like to have available.
I like Larry David's work and there are some other special networks they charge extra for above their packages, that are the ones I'd like to have available.
We don't have HBO with our satellite program. Have never seen Curb Your Enthusiam. You have me interested; thought it just for the young ones
Sage
I think Curb Your Enthusiasm is a show for all ages. We can all relate to the problems he has with people, places and things!!
I think Curb Your Enthusiasm is a show for all ages. We can all relate to the problems he has with people, places and things!!
I haven't seen that show, but I will keep my eye out. Yes, hooked and I can't afford to get hooked, darn it.
Hi Millie, I love your videos because they are good for my health. Laughter is such an important ingredient in my life. It reduces stress and makes me feel GREAT!
It also produces a healthy attitude.
Keep on LOL!
Nanci
It also produces a healthy attitude.
Keep on LOL!
Nanci
# posted by : 5:01 PM
: 5:01 PM
There was this guy who believed very much in true love and decided to take his time to wait for his right girl to appear.
nike shox nz shoes
cheap nike shox nz shoes
nike shoxs
Chaussures puma
wholesale nike shox nz shoes
cheap ugg boots
nike womens shoes
hommes nike chaussures
femmes nike
mens puma shoes
hommes puma chaussures
femmes puma chaussures
Nike Air Max 360 chaussures
Nike Air Max 90 Chaussures
Nike Air Max 95 Chaussures
Nike Air Max Ltd Chaussures
nike shox
Nike Max Tn Chaussures
nike 360 air max
nike running shoes
NIKE air shoes
nike shox nz shoes online store
nike air max
Nike Air TN Spider Chaussures
Nike Max Plata Chaussures
Nike R4 Plating Chaussures
Nike Shox Rival Velcro
Nike Shox Deliver Chaussures
Nike Shox Classic Chaussures
Nike NZ Plating Chaussures
wholesale nike shoes
nike shox torch
sneakers shoes
Nike Tn
discount nike shoes
nike shox r4
tn dollar
cheap nike shoes
nike tennis shoes
cheap nike shox
free shipping shoes
Paypal Credit card Accept
nike shoes
nike discount shoes
cheap puma shoes
nike shox shoes
chaussures nike
nike free shoes
buy shoes online
You may painfully regret, only to realise that it is too late.
Post a Comment
nike shox nz shoes
cheap nike shox nz shoes
nike shoxs
Chaussures puma
wholesale nike shox nz shoes
cheap ugg boots
nike womens shoes
hommes nike chaussures
femmes nike
mens puma shoes
hommes puma chaussures
femmes puma chaussures
Nike Air Max 360 chaussures
Nike Air Max 90 Chaussures
Nike Air Max 95 Chaussures
Nike Air Max Ltd Chaussures
nike shox
Nike Max Tn Chaussures
nike 360 air max
nike running shoes
NIKE air shoes
nike shox nz shoes online store
nike air max
Nike Air TN Spider Chaussures
Nike Max Plata Chaussures
Nike R4 Plating Chaussures
Nike Shox Rival Velcro
Nike Shox Deliver Chaussures
Nike Shox Classic Chaussures
Nike NZ Plating Chaussures
wholesale nike shoes
nike shox torch
sneakers shoes
Nike Tn
discount nike shoes
nike shox r4
tn dollar
cheap nike shoes
nike tennis shoes
cheap nike shox
free shipping shoes
Paypal Credit card Accept
nike shoes
nike discount shoes
cheap puma shoes
nike shox shoes
chaussures nike
nike free shoes
buy shoes online
You may painfully regret, only to realise that it is too late.
# posted by : 1:29 AM
: 1:29 AM
HOME
