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STRESSFUL MOMENTS
I Found these "STRESSFUL MOMENTS" on a placemat at a local restaurant.
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I would rather lie on a sofa, than sweep under it.
Used to be my true love brought me chocolate. Now, my true love is chocolate.
Early to bed, early to rise... still doesn't give you enough time to get everything done.
No matter how long you wait for a phone call, it won't come until you step away from your desk.
Some people will take you right to the edge. Others will push you over.
No matter where you go or when you leave, somebody always beats you to the best parking space.
"A rose by any other name"... is still expensive.
"People who think they know it all":... write self-help books!
Don't feel bad. You still have everything you had when you were 17. It's just lower than it used to be.
"A dog is man's best friend"... except for the remote of course!
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Millie, needed this evening humor before I turn in - a long day with baby sitting and 100 degrees on my deck. Have a peaceful night.
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One Woman's Journey - a journal being written from Woodhaven - her cottage in the woods. : 8:02 PM
One Woman's Journey - a journal being written from Woodhaven - her cottage in the woods. : 8:02 PM
Great article. Like the says. Really funny.
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hahah I like the one about the chocolate and the one about the self help books. had a few laugh out oud moments there, thanks!
Happy 85th and many happy returns! With luck, my husband will get there in a few years and, with more luck, I'll follow. You give all of us who are 70+ hope for a lively future!
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